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Post  Celtic on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:18 pm

I found this on a sharing site i am dedicated to (link on my sig) and thought i should share this with you: the 6 phases of work

Phase 1
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You are listening to jazz -- Your day is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!

Phase 2:
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You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3:
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You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like when one of your coworkers is off for a day and you are covering.

Phase 4:
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You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.

Phase 5:
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You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6:
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You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.

Thank you.

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Post  Wills on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:25 pm

Its not that i cant take a joke, but i dont find this funny. I only smiled because phases 5 catlooked liked my nanas fanny would look good as a mantlepiece in a lumberjack shed, or even a coat for the lumberjack... i could also picture it tearing arms off a stormtrooper as if it had just had sex with han solo.

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Post  firenze on Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:26 pm

Well, get a job that doesn't make you live in a cubicle, like the army.

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Post  Celtic on Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:24 pm

No offence intended Ben, but why do you seem obsessed with telling the world about your intention to join the army?

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Post  firenze on Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:20 am

Jericho wrote:No offence intended Ben, but why do you seem obsessed with telling the world about your intention to join the army?

I wasn't. I was giving an example. What about another example, say racing team pit crew. Happy now? Razz

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Post  Celtic on Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:27 am

fair enough.

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Post  ZAFT on Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:43 am

Michael, everyone does it, it's when people get excited.
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