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Post  Cat =^.^= on Fri May 21, 2010 2:17 pm

Warhammer 40k Joke discussion Very Happy I'l start off;
How many marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 to screw it in and 1000 to praise the emperor XD
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Post  Celtic on Fri May 21, 2010 3:02 pm

how many space wolves does it take to put in a light bulb?
The whole chapter - one to hold the bulb, the other 999 to turn the ship

What is a Khorne berserker to a Catachan?
A Teddy Bear.

Battlecry of followers of Khorne: Blood for the Blood God!
Battlecry of followers of Slaneesh: Porn for the Porn God!

What do you call it when two Space Wolves are playing catch with a live krak gernade on a three second timer?
A good outcome either way!

Q: How many inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to outlaw lightbulbs, and one to deny the existence of lightbulbs.
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What do you call a lasgun with a laser sight?

Post  Cat =^.^= on Fri May 21, 2010 3:04 pm

Twin Linked
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Post  Splinter on Fri May 21, 2010 3:46 pm

A Cadian, a Catachan and a Mordian walk into a bar. You'd have thought they'd see it coming.
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Post  Skirax on Sat May 22, 2010 4:21 am

A Dark Angel walks into a bar... and destroys it becuase the barman was a 'Fallen'.

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Post  Wills on Sat May 22, 2010 4:30 am

Michales 'death squad' walk into a stormlord... nuff said they're f*cked


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Post  Cat =^.^= on Sat May 22, 2010 10:31 am

what to dark reapers eat for lunch? khorneish pasties XD
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Post  Celtic on Sat May 22, 2010 12:07 pm

will's 'emperor's champion' walks into a stormlord. 'nuff said he's f*cked


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Post  Cat =^.^= on Sat May 22, 2010 12:33 pm

Michaels "meganob" deserves to be downgraded to 4 points because they said it wasnt butch enough
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Post  ZAFT on Sun May 23, 2010 8:09 am

Michael has a meganob? I thought he had no nob....
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Post  Cat =^.^= on Sun May 23, 2010 8:12 am

thats why i put them in "'s Wink
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Post  Skirax on Sun May 23, 2010 8:18 am

That's enough, guys.

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Post  Wills on Sun May 23, 2010 8:19 am

incorrect michael, wills emperors champion walks into stormlord, nuff said they'll f*ck you together, they're on the same side

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Post  ninja banana on Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:49 am

the imperial guard don't need cover, they are cover! By the way i know that all of these jokes you guys 'made up' are on the internet
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Post  Skirax on Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:54 am

Mine isn't Very Happy

How many Dark Angel fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Post  Wills on Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:58 am

whose the second one Jake? :O

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Post  Cat =^.^= on Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:34 pm

whats his name mosh pit kid.
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Post  Wills on Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:35 pm

*has his pen ready for his hitlist*

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Post  Cat =^.^= on Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:39 pm

erm jammie thats it
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Post  Wills on Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:41 pm

*loads two bullets into magnum*
i'm off, cya ^^

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Post  Skirax on Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:33 pm

Jamie doesn't mosh... much Wink

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Post  ZAFT on Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:37 pm

Skirax wrote:Mine isn't Very Happy

How many Dark Angel fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

It's funny becuase theres less than that.....
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Post  Skirax on Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:45 pm

That's funny because it's true Very Happy

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Post  Wills on Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:54 am

it's funny, because the only fan of dark angels is NOT an emo, yet they are emo-appealing.

I guess if you wanted to be emo and hurt yourself, you'd play Ultramarines :/

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Post  Guest on Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:23 pm

Nobody loves the ultramarines No
It must be so depressing for them!
And plus the dark angels might have more fans if michael would show them the codex and to see what their like.
And i don't know why Games Workshop is so mad about them, they're just normal space marines! Mad

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