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Post  Cat =^.^= on Thu May 27, 2010 2:08 pm

the main reason- Eldrad "thrawted the malefic works of the newly risen necron gods"
guardsmen rose them again...
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Post  ZAFT on Thu May 27, 2010 2:11 pm

Eldrad is a sadistic newb who tried to stop the Horus Heresy!

I mean, is there anyone who can honestly say that was THE funniest moment in 40k history?

Why couldn't he do something useful and finish off his own race?
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Post  Cat =^.^= on Thu May 27, 2010 2:15 pm

because he can see that in the future, the eldar race will reign superior once more and thrive the universe!!!
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Post  ZAFT on Thu May 27, 2010 2:27 pm

The day that happens, the Ultramrines will take ages filling out forms to attack. The Dark Angels will be too busy cutting themselves, the Black Templars will be praying and the Space Puppies will the P*ssed.

The Blood Angels will save the Day!
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Post  Wills on Thu May 27, 2010 2:49 pm

actually, the black templars will be raping small children Wink feel scared cormac

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Post  Cat =^.^= on Thu May 27, 2010 3:01 pm

cormac's not a child- he's a 90 year old walrus from jupiter
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Post  Azron on Thu May 27, 2010 3:10 pm

That is a fair point Josh. But I'd have to argue that Cormac is around 900, not 90. His teeth are also glow in the dark.
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Post  Celtic on Thu May 27, 2010 4:08 pm

Actually Some eldar believe that the only way to save their entire race is to destroy it effectively. eldrad is a slightly mentally challenged guardsman end of story

And Zak, the Blood angels would be too busy washing their hair and eating each other. the Dark angels don't cut themselves anyway - there is no connection with them and emos


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Post  Skirax on Fri May 28, 2010 12:23 am

It's Zak, and since when do Blood Angels eat each other? If you're stereotyping Blood Angels as vampires, then you're being the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen: You're defending Dark Angels from the stereotype that they're Emo's, whereas you stereotype Blood Angels with the Vampire/Blood affinity cliche.

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Post  Celtic on Fri May 28, 2010 12:36 am

fine they don't eat each other, that was just the first idea that came into my head. However they do have an irrational liking for blood - i'm not saying they're vampires but they do like killing things just to see the blood coming out
Jake, since when was there a stereotype with DA being emos??? there is no connection. there is nothing they do which could get them labelled as such.
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Post  Wills on Fri May 28, 2010 12:43 am

Emos usually hide themselves and wear baggy clothes. Dark angels look just like emos, and then act like any other boring chapter

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Post  ZAFT on Fri May 28, 2010 1:10 am

Dark Angels are connect to emo's because of YOU Michael
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Post  Celtic on Fri May 28, 2010 10:00 am

Since when do I act like an emo? I don't slash my wrists and i'm not obsessed with black stuff and moping.
The only reason you think i act like an emo is because of my hair.
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Post  Skirax on Fri May 28, 2010 10:35 am

I never began the Dark Angels/Emo stereotype, there's just a stereotype going around that Dark Angels are emo...

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Post  Cat =^.^= on Fri May 28, 2010 12:29 pm

hey michael- shut up about eldrad ok? You don't have any friends so you resort to bullying a fictional metal figurine.
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Post  Skirax on Fri May 28, 2010 1:13 pm

Who is Cat? Whoever you are, no offensive comments are allowed.

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Post  Cat =^.^= on Fri May 28, 2010 1:14 pm

Michael is being offensive to the eldar race though!
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Post  Guest on Fri May 28, 2010 1:34 pm

lets just get this straight:
Dark Angels = emos
Blood angels = vampires
Space wolves = drunk vikings
Ultra marines = Noobs
Eldar = gay elves
Dark eldar = very wierd gay elves
Tyrannids = annyoing insects
Necrons = robots
Orks = Little green men from mars
Chaos = Angry noobs
Imperial guard = ordenairy Humans
Sisters of battle = perverted army of male players who just make them to look at the boobs!

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Post  Skirax on Fri May 28, 2010 4:16 pm

Lewis, those are all dumb stereotypes. My point exactly, I rest my case.

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Post  Wills on Sat May 29, 2010 2:19 am

blood angels are chickens of which i pluck for dinner

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Post  Cat =^.^= on Sat May 29, 2010 2:31 am

eldar= gay elves WHO HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO POON YOUR DONKEYS!!!!
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Post  ZAFT on Sat May 29, 2010 3:54 am

No one likes Eldar because they are a nuisance.
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Post  Celtic on Sat May 29, 2010 6:38 am

Josh, you're being offensive to the human race.
j/k
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Post  Cat =^.^= on Sat May 29, 2010 7:04 am

Yes i'm being offensive to my own race coz i hate it.
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Post  Celtic on Sat May 29, 2010 7:05 am

you'd rather be an eldar even though they are tri-sexual (only eldar can do this) ?
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