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Post  ZAFT on Thu May 27, 2010 2:43 pm

There once was this Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied: "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".

On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.

On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. May I marry your daughter now?"

"OK."
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Re: A joke......

Post  Wills on Thu May 27, 2010 2:51 pm

well doine, you succeeded in making me read that all for 5minutes...

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Re: A joke......

Post  Skirax on Thu May 27, 2010 3:31 pm

Fail.

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Re: A joke......

Post  Celtic on Thu May 27, 2010 3:45 pm

ultramega fail zak it isn't really that funny. In fact it's so unfunny i want to lynch you.


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Re: A joke......

Post  ZAFT on Fri May 28, 2010 1:06 am

Michael, spell my name right (zak) And secondly I found it on the internet and thats the idea, it makes youu expect a good ending.
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Re: A joke......

Post  Wills on Fri May 28, 2010 10:38 am

i know a good joke... look in the mirror Very Happy

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Re: A joke......

Post  Guest on Fri May 28, 2010 1:45 pm

I looked in the mirror once...
... it cracked and i got 7years bad luck!

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Re: A joke......

Post  Splinter on Fri May 28, 2010 3:55 pm

That joke was almost as bad as the one told to me by my cousin conserning rabies and keys.
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Re: A joke......

Post  Cat =^.^= on Sat May 29, 2010 2:30 am

ew.
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Re: A joke......

Post  ZAFT on Sat May 29, 2010 3:52 am

It's a funny joke.
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Re: A joke......

Post  Celtic on Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:04 am

space marines don't have daughters. if they did they would be shot immediately
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Re: A joke......

Post  ZAFT on Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:06 am

Michael.... Its just a JOKE
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Re: A joke......

Post  Guest on Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:53 am

So thats why people turn to chaos!
To have a family and of course... SEX
And of course there is the promise of imortality and ultimate power.
No wonder there are so many of them!
Turn to chaos and get a slaneesh girlfriend!!!!!!!

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Re: A joke......

Post  ZAFT on Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:58 am

Lewis, the only difference between SM's and CSM's is their alignment, and of course, mutations.
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Re: A joke......

Post  Celtic on Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:59 am

that is an exception in slaanesh's case, remember "porn for the porn god"?
although why you'd want to give a daemonette one i have no idea lewis...
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