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Defiling of my keyboard

Post  Wills on Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:29 pm

Okay,the 'MUT READ' my have been a silly mistake. But over the last monh i've got into the habit of going over everything i type, as this keyboard is really crap ad cnttype. It misses things and my 'enter' button takes a lot of taps to work. This MAY or MAY NOT be due tothe honey tea i spilt on it, during the spit roast of my bedroom cat. Also, my spae bar is pretty screwed up, insted it usually comes up with a 'v', i've read sentences like 'the catvwent to the slaughthouse'. It is not my fault, i do actually proffesionally speed type, but this keyboard is an old dying warior, much like my father i bruied my vista computer that fals/

ow, i have cearly left all the misakes there to show you the true extentof my keyboard heresy. Yet again Jak, i ill have t redirect youR penis 'laughing in the face of my bad spelling' to my keybard.

ust to set things straight

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Post  Celtic on Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:31 pm

Yep, it's probably that tea you spilt on it.

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Post  Skirax on Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:32 pm

during the spit roast of my bedroom cat
Razz Razz Razz Razz cheers

Ok. But I'm going to edit your post to delete some pretty stupid stuff.

And what was that about your father?

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Post  Wills on Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:38 pm

my fahter is currently in my bed growing older and losing hair, he is dying in the long term - but then, we all started dying from the moment we started living.

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Post  Skirax on Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:57 pm

The most messed up thing is that we need oxygen to survive, but oxygen is what causes us to age. So actually, you don't age every second, just every time you breath in.

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Post  Celtic on Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:59 pm

So, to live longer, breathe less often. Makes perfect sense =)

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Post  Wills on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:03 pm

actually, breathe less and it reduces your capability to live longer and gve you strentgh to live longer. If you really wanna stop breathing, be my guest, we'll see who lasts longer

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Post  Skirax on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:17 pm

I know, that's the calamity :S

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Post  Skirax on Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:07 am

I've just realised how pointless this topic is.


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