40k Quotes

What are your favourite 40k quotes?
Post 'em here!




Note: I swear I've done this be4, it feels like Deja vu

"Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike, and flies through da air like a bird? I got no bleedin' idea, but I'm gonna find out"

-Kog da Flymek, pioneer of the Deffkopta

"sarge, what's that smell? sarge? Saaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!"
Some cadian dude.

Heheh. Nurgle

along with my sig one of my favourite quotes is "We don't fight fer food, or fer teef, or guns, or cos we's told to fight. We fight cos we woz born to fight. And win

"Are we going to have it out? Here and now? Which Legion is the best?"
"If we are going to argue as to which Legion is the best, the answer is always, the Sons of Fenris, the Space Wolves, because they are clinically insane."
Tarik Torgaddon and Sigismund.

'When all else fails, duck. As a defensive strategy, it is useless, but damn comforting for a second or two.' - Anon

'An empty mind is like a pot for Chaos to P*ss in.' - Atayani Zweil

Actually, the Anon quote there is from a Lord Comissar. It's in the main Rulebook. By the Go to Ground rules, I do believe, and quit a fitting location

Skirax wrote:Actually, the Anon quote there is from a Lord Comissar. It's in the main Rulebook. By the Go to Ground rules, I do believe, and quit a fitting location

S'why I picked it

I know, I was just saying

"Us Blood Axes have learnt a lot from da humies. How best ta kill 'em, fer example."
"Right, first I'll take those teef out for yer, dat should help ease da pain in yer leg. Grokkit, hand me that wrench. Now then... Open wide, and say... AAARGH!" -Dok Gutslash

"War is my master, death is my mistress" - Maugan Ra

"I shall reach into the depths of my soul and I shall draw forth your doom. With the power given unto me by the holy Emperor, I shall blast your body to ashes and sear your soul to nothing"
- Anonymous Librarian

I have seen many wondrous and horrific things in this galaxy; I have seen whole Platoons crushed underfoot by an Imperial Titan, I have seen destruction rain down on a planet from the skies, and I have seen Space Marines drop to certain doom, and survive. But never, in all my years, have I ever seen something as beautiful and stirring as the charge of massed cavalry.
-Mogul Kamir

"They need many words to send their warriors into battle, many speeches to enhance their egos as angels, many scripts written in histoy to make us fear them, many tanks, weapons, ammunition, armour and strength.
I only need 2 words to have the same effect - 'Bombs' and 'away'."

"Fetch me another Landspeeder, I think I've got the hang of it now!" Captain Shrike

There is no such thing as innocence; only degrees of guilt
- Isador Akios

"an open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded"

Tread lightly; and carry a big gun
- Gabriel Angelos

"Let them hide in their fortress.
My crew can use the target practice."

-Brother-Sergeant Chronus

"hope is the first step on the road to disapointment"

Got rid of the offending post.

'Drive me Closer I want to hit them with my sword!' - Attributed to the late Tank Commander Ferion Dax.

I didn't make mine up, I was standing there, watching it happen.

You guys will have noticed I have deleted several posts, it's because people made them up.

Zak, mine wasn't made up. And this isn't your place of command!