... To put in a lightbulb?

Warhammer 40k Joke discussion I'l start off;
How many marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 to screw it in and 1000 to praise the emperor XD

how many space wolves does it take to put in a light bulb?
The whole chapter - one to hold the bulb, the other 999 to turn the ship

What is a Khorne berserker to a Catachan?
A Teddy Bear.

Battlecry of followers of Khorne: Blood for the Blood God!
Battlecry of followers of Slaneesh: Porn for the Porn God!

What do you call it when two Space Wolves are playing catch with a live krak gernade on a three second timer?
A good outcome either way!

Q: How many inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to outlaw lightbulbs, and one to deny the existence of lightbulbs.

Twin Linked

A Cadian, a Catachan and a Mordian walk into a bar. You'd have thought they'd see it coming.

A Dark Angel walks into a bar... and destroys it becuase the barman was a 'Fallen'.

Michales 'death squad' walk into a stormlord... nuff said they're f*cked

what to dark reapers eat for lunch? khorneish pasties XD

will's 'emperor's champion' walks into a stormlord. 'nuff said he's f*cked

Michaels "meganob" deserves to be downgraded to 4 points because they said it wasnt butch enough

Michael has a meganob? I thought he had no nob....

thats why i put them in "'s

That's enough, guys.

incorrect michael, wills emperors champion walks into stormlord, nuff said they'll f*ck you together, they're on the same side

the imperial guard don't need cover, they are cover! By the way i know that all of these jokes you guys 'made up' are on the internet

Mine isn't

How many Dark Angel fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

whose the second one Jake? :O

whats his name mosh pit kid.

*has his pen ready for his hitlist*

erm jammie thats it

*loads two bullets into magnum*
i'm off, cya ^^

Jamie doesn't mosh... much

Skirax wrote:Mine isn't

How many Dark Angel fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

It's funny becuase theres less than that.....

That's funny because it's true

it's funny, because the only fan of dark angels is NOT an emo, yet they are emo-appealing.

I guess if you wanted to be emo and hurt yourself, you'd play Ultramarines :/

Nobody loves the ultramarines
It must be so depressing for them!
And plus the dark angels might have more fans if michael would show them the codex and to see what their like.
And i don't know why Games Workshop is so mad about them, they're just normal space marines!