... To put in a lightbulb?

wrong, very wrong. it isn't when a game goes wrong for me when i get irritable, it's people like zak who enjoy p*ssing me off as much as inhumanely possible, like what he did yesterday

First of all Michael, when i made that magic test to make archers shoot again and the archers killed both your mages in the same turn, and you accused us of cheating and not taking the magic test, and not rolling any dice, and then when we PROVED we had, and called WITNESSES, you said it's not allowed because it wasn't obvious enough. Then after we all said their dead and you couldn't accept it, you shouted, swore, screamed and acted like an ignorant 5 year old. When you started losing you continued like this and checked every single thing we could do so you couldn't lose. A CRYSTAL CLEAR example of Zaks point above.
And alos michael, dont say people piss you you off, and thats the reason why you behave this way, it's not. When you talk to me you're always insulting, swearing, negatively talkign behind peoples backs, while they're not even present to annoy you, then when people walk into the library, even if they dont approach you or talk to you, you steal their things, swear at them and are generally arrogant towards them. Such as throwing people off chairs, if they've just walekd into the library without realising you were there(because you'd wandered off somewhere) - THE VERY LEAST a person could do is kindly ask for someone to get out of the chair and say, sorry, i was here first; instead of rampaging, making a fuss, and hurting people. Ever wonder why we always changed tables? IT'S A CHAIR. grow up.

Also, if you somehow think it IS because of others that you get annoyed, i dont see you NOT pissing people off even if you are winning. Everytime someoen gets a crap roll for example, you cant help but laugh in peoples faces and point and explain what a failure they are. When this happens to you, you say it's their fault for pissing off.

hypocritical much?

glad we got that sorted now

Exactly. Will's just backed up my whole point with fact, Michael.

i think you're making a massive exaggeration here, both of you. why is it that everything i do you have a go at?

Dudes,
Stop bulling michael!
He's way to COOL to lose a game to "inferoir" life forms.
He is our god, we should worship him!!!
Forget "blood for the blood for the blood god" he is "tantrum for the temper tantrum god"

First off Ed, your wrong.

Michelle is not like Rhys, because Rhys is likebale and can actually give u a good game sometimes.

Secondly, Michelle, your also worng, I think Will is under-exxagerating, because you were a complete B*stard on Friday.

I said STOP PICKING ON MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!

Lewis, shut up.

perhaps if we all acted like michael for a day, he'd understand what we mean...
im not suggesting anything, im fine being male

Right, that's enough. It gets to a point where stupid comments are made and things get out of hand. I'm sure that Micheal has looked at what we've said, and will take these things on board. If he doesn't, then he's a fool, but the next person to make a hateful comment will be banned for two days.

Act like michael for a day?
that sounds fun!
but what does he act like?

back to subject - lightbulb fitting

How many ultramarines player does it take to create a stampede?

Don't know?
How many?

Did any of you even acknowledge my post?!

erm Jake, we have stopped insulting people and continuing on with the subject at hand. Considering this is thread for jokes, and i clearly remember other jokes similar to this being posted, what is so wrong about this, we are not directly insulting anyone, we are not insulting players, we have not insulted you, if we HADN'T taken your words into account, we'd be insulting Michael right now instead of talking jokes.

and answer to Lewis.
Just the one

That's fine, but I'd like it if you actually posted a reply.

fair enough, i'll keep that in midn next time

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question! They can't because they are inanimate.-

How many Orks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, lightbulbs are for grots :/

how long does it take a guardsmen to screw in a lightbulb?
1 second, they use their lasgun as a fusion cutter

How long does it take a CSM to screw in a lightbulb?

Forever, because it would sprout legs and arms and kill the CSM.

how many emporers would it take to put in a lightbulb?
one, one to sit in a chair and stare at it all day and the rest of humanity to do it for him!